![What should this guy’s drag name be?
Submit [here]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52l1lfPVi1qawuybo1_500.jpg)
What should this guy’s drag name be?
Submit [here]
![thecapitalhim:
So me and my friend are hammered and making a video for his youtube channel “DedicatedWinos” - SEND US QUESTIONS TO ANSWER AND WE’LL ANSWER THEM IN AN AMUSING FASHION.
SUBMIT THEM [HERE]
This is all true. We are live.
Send us love and Jonny will answer in his melodic British accent.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52j5ftRG61qjgy68o1_500.jpg)
So me and my friend are hammered and making a video for his youtube channel “DedicatedWinos” - SEND US QUESTIONS TO ANSWER AND WE’LL ANSWER THEM IN AN AMUSING FASHION.
SUBMIT THEM [HERE]
This is all true. We are live.
Send us love and Jonny will answer in his melodic British accent.
| — | Tom Petty (via ceedling) |
The story is as follows:
While calling it casual drinking (hilarious because I’ve been “casually” drinking my face off all week), my friend and I decided to order makeup since it’s sixty eyeshadows for TEN POUNDS [Here].
Oddly strong drunken choices.
Except he wants me to teach him makeup. I think we both know me teaching anyone about eyeshadow is like the blind leading the blind.
And then I proceeded to eat everything in sight including dipping savoury crackers in mayo which is gross in retrospect but tasted great then.
And then my friends and I went to lie out under the stars which was beautiful.
Then I cried for half an hour about things that aren’t going to happen for twenty fucking years.
Then my friend and I watched Drag U with the episode where Manila and her sister reconnect and I then proceeded to bawl for half an hour when Rachel told Manila that she feels like he ignores her because Julie said something like that to me a year ago and it’s still true since I suck at keeping in touch.
Then I cried because I missed my sister; the best line out of that was, “I miss her because we’re really mean people who get each other.”
And then I was fine for the rest of the night. And morning since I only went home at 7.
I’m finally not drunk.
Jesus.
That’s what I get for drinking 3/4ths of my litre bottle.
Ughhh now to get ready to do it all again! At least there’s fucking fried chicken involved this time.
Sharon Needles in Who Cares Cher
One of my favorite videos by Sharon and in general.
Tooch!!!!!
There was an entire month when I fucking said this EVERY time I got drunk.